Different
Kinds of Kisses
Of course, there are different kinds of
kisses. For instance, there is the kiss that the devout person
implants on the ring of the Pope. There is the maternal kiss of
a mother on her child. There is the friendly kiss of two people
who are meeting or are separating. There is the kiss that a
king exacts from his conquered subjects. But although all of
these are called kisses, they are not the kisses that we are
going to concern ourselves with in this book. Our kisses are
going to be the only kind of kisses worth considering the
kisses of love. The kiss, perhaps, that Robert-Bums had in mind
when he wrote:
Honeyed seal of soft affections,
Tenderest pledge of future bliss,
Dearest tie of young connections,
Love's first snowdrop, virgin kiss.
The amazing thing about the kiss is that although mankind
has been kissing ever since Adam first turned over on his side
and saw Eve lying next to him, there has been practically
nothing written on the subject. Every year, hundreds of books
are published telling you how to reduce, how to gain, how to
get a job, how to cook, how to write and even how to live. But,
on the art of kissing, very little has been written. One reason
for this lack of proper instruction is accounted for by the
Victorian sense of morals which has persisted through the
ages.
To the blue-nosed Puritans of the past anything that
concerned love was dirty, pornographical. John Bunyan's
writings show what these, Puritans thought of' the kiss. He
wrote in big infamous "The Pilgrim's Progress," "the common
salutations of women I abhor. It is odious to me in whomsoever
I see it. When I have seen good men salute those women that
they have visited, or that have visited them, I have made my
objections against it; and when they have answered that it was
but a piece of civility, I have told them that it was not a
comely sight.
Some, indeed, have urged the holy kiss; but then, I have
asked them why they make their balks; why they did salute the
most handsome and let the ill-favored ones go." Perhaps old
Bunyan thought that way because be was one of the "ill-favored"
who went unkissed and were let "go."
But, nowadays, people have taken a broader outlook on life.
Our plays are becoming more civilized and less stiff. Our arts
are no more censored by laws. Our books are being written about
subjects that no self-respecting author would ever have dared
to put into a book. Birth-control, divorce and the science of
marriage are common subjects for books. Even the strange vices
of mankind are brought out into the open and discussed and not
allowed to fester in the dark chambers of censorship.
Yes, books like Van de Velde's "Ideal Marriage" and Stope's
"Married Love" Ire openly sold in bookstores. But, nowhere, do
we find a book which instructs people in the art of kissing, an
art which is an absolute essential to a happy life, as we shall
discuss in the oncoming pages of this book. Is it because we
are not absolutely freed from the shackles of prudishness? In
certain parts of this country, men have been arrested for
kissing their wives on the street! Is this civilization?
So it is, that this book is being written. It is going to be
a manual of the kiss. In it we are going to discuss the most
approved methods of kissing, the advantages of certain kinds
and, with the disadvantages of others, the mental and physical
reactions of kissers, historical episodes of kissing together
with examples from the literature of the world in which kisses
were the subject. So, gird up your loins, pucker up your lips
and let's go to the kissing arena!
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