Electric Kissing
Parties Some sixty years ago, a very
peculiar kissing custom arose which deserves mention here
because, from it, we can learn how to adapt the method to our
modem devices. At that time, when young people got together,
they held, what was then known as, "electric kissing parties."
Young people are ever on ' the outlook for novel ways of
entertaining themselves.
In fact, when ether was first developed as an anesthetic,
the young bloods of the town used to form "ether-sniffing"
parties in which they got a perfectly squiffy ether "jag." But
to return to the "electric kisses." An excerpt from a
contemporary writer will, perhaps, give us some idea of what
happened.
"The ladies and gentlemen range themselves about the room.
In leap year the ladies select a partner, and together they
shuffle about on the carpet until they are charged with
electricity , the lights in the room having been first turned
low. Then they kiss in the dark; and make the sparks fly for
the amusement of the onlookers."
The same sort of experiment could be performed nowadays, on
cold, dry nights when the air is overloaded with electricity.
But be certain that neither you nor your partner touches each
other after shuffling furiously on the carpet with your feet.
Merely lean over slowly and, when your lips are about half an
inch apart, slow the process down even more until the spark
jumps.
However, considerable practice should be had before this
kiss variation can be done successfully. The natural reaction
to this sort of shock is to pull away from each other. But, try
to resist this natural impulse because, if you do not kiss the
moment after the shock has been perpetrated, the pleasure will
be all gone.
Once you have practiced this for Some time, you will become
so innured to the slight shock that you will seek more potent
electric shocks. These can be obtained with the use of an
electric vibrator or in fact, any device that is worked from a
battery and a coil which steps up the weak 3 volts of the
battery. Shooting galleries have electricity testing devices of
this nature which have two handles.
No matter what you use, the method is as following: first
you take hold of one pole of the live wire, of the handle of
the machine, if that is what you are using. Then, your partner
should take hold of the other pole, or handle. This done, bring
your lips together until there is about an eighth of an inch
separating your lips. At this moment, turn the rheostat that
increases the current. As soon as the charge is strong enough,
a sudden, intense spark will jump the gap of your lips.
Again, learn not to flinch but to seize hold of the
opportunity of bringing your lips together in a grand,
climactic kiss. The advantage of this, method is that you can
regulate the electrical charges go that, when you become
innured to one strength, you can increase the current almost
indefinitely.
A word of warning, however, is apropos here. Be satisfied
with the current generated by this battery set. Don't be like a
young friend of mine who discovered that the battery set, even
at its highest output, was too weak for him and his partner.
Being of an experimental nature, he decided to see what would
happen were he to use the ordinary house current as the
electrical stimulus.
And so, together with his partner, he placed himself in
front of an electric wall outlet into which he had screwed a
plug and a wire whose end had been, frayed so that the two
wires were separated. Taking hold of one wire, he advised the
girl to take hold of the other., Then, using the usual
"electric-kiss" technique, he bent over and started to bring
his lips slowly towards the girl's lips. He got as far as about
half an inch from her lips, and that's all. Because, a moment
later, he saw a blinding flame sear across his eyes and he felt
an enormous blow jolt him off his feet.
When he came to enough to realize where he was, he found
himself asprawl on the floor, his girl friend in a similar
position a few feet away. The result was a pair of burned lips
and a combined determination to stick to the old fashioned way
of kissing. The burned lip will always spurn the flame.
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